How to Blog About your Sailing Trip
So when you go on your sailing adventure you are going to want to keep a record of everything that happens. Some call it the captain’s log, but here in the today we call it the captain’s blog. I know what you are thinking, and your absolutely right. That is very cheesy and not clever at all but since I admitted that your going to keep reading right?
Okay so back when we hated trees more people used to write down the happenings of the day in a journal. You know the ones. The books with nothing in them. Brought to you by the same people who sold blank greeting cards and pet rocks.
Anyways, ship captains made up a pretty big chunk of the market because they used them to make their captain’s logs. The only problem was that when the boat was attacked by sea monsters, tidal waves, or common everyday accidents, the log might fall overboard. At that point it becomes destroyed by water or lost forever.
Well now we have these things called computers. There are other useful tools involved too like the internet and satellites. What you can do is start a blog on the internet in order to keep a record of what is happening on your trip. Those loved ones back home, and random strangers from all over the world, can then read your blog and be updated on your adventure. You can even post things like videos and pictures for them to see. And this way you don’t have to write things separately to all of the different people back home. Instead they can all just come to one convenient place to get all the information they need. It’s not like you are going to have a bunch of free time floating around in the middle of the oceans for weeks or anything like that.
Now if your computer gets tossed overboard, it is fine because all of that information is then backed up on a server somewhere in Japan or something. And since people don’t play with Pokemon anymore, they stopped making them fight and just use them to protect your servers now. So while you won’t be able to write for a while, unless you brought another computer, at least all of the information that you have recorded will be stored for free and can be looked back up once you get to port.
Still a good graphic, even though it's subtly offensive
